I just made out with a guy for $7.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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