im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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