Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Randomize
