I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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