don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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