i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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