She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
