YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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