yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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