I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
