I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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