If that was your dad, he is hot
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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