he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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