You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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