How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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