I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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