I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
