were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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