i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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