Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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