Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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