But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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