whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
And then my night got REAL pukey
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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