I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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