Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
bring money and cleavage
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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