You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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