Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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