Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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