So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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