Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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