he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
