JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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