how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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