Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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