wanna go halves on a baby?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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