Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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