All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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