: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Dick very happy bro
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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