That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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