office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
And then he peed in my hair
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