yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
