My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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