I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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