I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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