How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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