Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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