I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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