Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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