Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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