Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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