yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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