Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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