I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I am spending my child support on dildos
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
