I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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