There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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