Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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