Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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