it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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